TEN FIRSTS
1. First thing you did this morning when you got out of bed:
Put my clothes on and went for a jog.
2. First person you talked to today:
Amy.
3. First alcoholic drink:
Jack and Coke. The drink of champions.
4. First broken bone:
Nost, and that mother sucked.
5. First car:
1985 BMW 7 Series6. First thing you put on today:
Jogging pants.
7. First job:
Lawyer's assistant.
8. First memory:
Really, you can have a 'first' memory?
9. First song you heard today:
I'm Glad I Hitched My Apple Wagon to Your Star.
10. First thing to drink in the morning:
Orange juice.
TEN LASTS
1. Last phone call you made:
To the operators of Downtown Go 'Round.
2. Last person you hung out with:
Amy. Wow, I spend a lot of time with Amy.
3. Last thought:
I could really go for a McRib about now.
4. Last time you worked:
I'm working right now.
5. Last person you tackled:
The bouncer at my bar. Asshole thought he was tougher than me. He is.
6. Last person you IM’d:
IM'd. Really? Isn't that 90's?
8. Last person(s) you went to the movies with:
Oh, wow. A year ago with mom. We saw Shutter Island.
9. Last thing you missed:
A phone call probably.
10. Last thing you ate:
A McRib. Dammit.